Just in time for SXSW, we have a new bio courtesy of the Low Times Podcast indie band backstory generator:
In order to free themselves from the confines of modern life, Nervous Curtains spent a year in mental facility. The handsomely foppish man in the band plays backing vocals and “atmosphere,” while the waifish female singer in the group prefers to dress herself in a cloak. The most recent album is a reaction to the trauma related to the death of a beloved pet. At one point, Nervous Curtains fell victim to a mystery illness. The band is primarily influenced by the raw and aggressive energy of cinema.